your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
We just shotgunned beers for America
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Randomize
