I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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