I must be too annoying 4 u.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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