just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
my nose is crying tears of wow.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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