The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
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I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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