I accidentally had phone sex last night
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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