i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
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I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
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She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire