you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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