the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
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You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
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Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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