It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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