I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
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I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
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Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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