fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Randomize
