i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
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Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
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I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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