Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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