HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
babies were throwing up all over the place
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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