I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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