What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
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I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
A+ Viking dick
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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