fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
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I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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