What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
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You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
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Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Please don't give away my fajitas
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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