i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
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and i looked up. we had an audience...
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
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Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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