You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
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And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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