He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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