O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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