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you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
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remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
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WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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