Duck Duck Cougar?
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
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He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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