she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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