just come out here and I will go home with you...
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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