he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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