haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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