i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
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I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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