You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
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Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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