She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
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He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
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Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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