Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
She's the barista slut.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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