i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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