We're facebook friends in real life
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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