look no pants
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I will be naked everywhere
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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