just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
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I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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