brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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