Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
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We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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