Whod you bang
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
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Liz is crying about burritos again.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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