Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
pop tarts are not kleenex
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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