Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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