yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
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Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
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I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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