Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
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Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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