spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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