I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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