My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
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I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
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And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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