I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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