great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i barfeds in our rink
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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