i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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