Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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