You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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