Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
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Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
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Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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