I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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