If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Fuck appropriateness.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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