Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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